The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
i am craving dick and cupcakes
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
Randomize
