Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
Randomize
