There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
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