She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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