i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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