if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
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