ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one)
Your grandmother is in heaven weeping.
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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