kristin has been a bad kristin
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
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