Plan B is the new Plan A
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Randomize
