the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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