Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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