I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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