oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
that is very illegal...i love you.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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