You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
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