i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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