I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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