This is your typical "sorry i got drunk and tried to seduce you into having sex while you were throwing up" text.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
Randomize
