The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
Randomize
