I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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