So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
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