Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
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