I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
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