Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
you are never too drunk for berry picking
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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