You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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