I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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