He uses pillows to masturbate.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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