He is such a slut. More and more my type.
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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