Its about making memories worth repressing
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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