is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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