i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
