i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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