Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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