i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
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