She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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