whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
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