Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
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