Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
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