How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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