Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
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