ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
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