Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
Randomize
