all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
false alarm, still single
He did a backflip because drugs
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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