You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize
