Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
So much Jack, so little girl.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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