Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
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