I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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