Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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