I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
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