My brain says no but my pants say off.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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