Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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