McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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